The Universal Conspiracy

The Truth about the Universal Conspiracy
or
"When Everyone is out to get you, Paranoid is just Good Thinking."

The Truth is in here. Everyone IS out to get you! We have compiled all of the conspiracies into one source so you can find out who is doing what, when and where. It's all here. The Government has tried to shut us down many times, but they have failed because we have signed a treaty with the illuminati from Atlantis and the Zeta Reticuli from Planet X and they provide randomized web server access so the government can't find us. Plus we have our shielded baseball caps to protect our minds from you telepathic killer robots (you know who you are.)

The Vatican will attempt to find out if Elvis is still alive by using neo nazi bands to raise Atlantis. They have infiltrated the Masons in order to stun sheep into submission. The only way to stop them is to formulate a new theory of relativity and mow your carpet as this will make them look really stupid. Obviously, this will put you at risk of being mistaken for a normal person but you can be sure that your actions will expose the CIA!

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